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Not the most marvellous of weeks.
This is me.
wllmhague
 At least Dave still likes me, right?

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Oh dear.

If it's any consolation, we're not calling for you to be fired.

Even if your own backbenchers are

That is truly a consolation, dear lady.

Our backbenchers just don't understand

HELLO WILLIAM HAGUE FOREIGN SECRETARY

PERHAPS IF YOU WERE NOT A CONSERVATIVE YOU WOULD NOT BE SO BAD AT YOUR JOB?

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT

Incorrect causality, Machine; if he were not so incompetent, he would not be Conservative.

CAUSALITY NOTED AND ANALYTICAL CIRCUITRY UPDATED, MASTER.

Ah, Mandelson. Why am I not surprised that this ... object answers to you?

My incompetence, I suppose, is in stark contrast to the breathtaking effectiveness and cooperation that Labour demonstrated over the last thirteen years, I suppose.

The Machine is not an 'object', Hague, it is a sentient being. I am appalled by your prejudice towards beings of non-biological origin. Same old Tories...

Funnily enough, I don't get to meet many non-biological sentient beings, and I've never been subject to a briefing on one. I merely assumed it was acting as directed by you, which it does appear to do.

But I shall consider myself instructed, and apologise wholeheartedly to your machine.

Hello, er, Machine.

At the risk of sounding churlish, I'm not convinced that taking such highly partisan advice will really allay the concerns of those in the conservative party about my competence.

But thank you for offering me your words of wisdom, I suppose.

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